When we made up that poll over there to the left, roughly one thousand and one nights ago, it was as an attempt to gauge if anyone was reading the blag. We didn't have these fancy built-in stat trackers back in those days, and those poll answers were actually the only indication that a reader existed.
So it was a trick question. All twelve of you who voted "Obviously not" (insensitive jerks) didn't take into account that answering the poll at all proved that you were in fact reading it. Your insults have backfired. Don't you feel foolish now.
And to those eight people who voted "Badger", I hope that works out for you.
No one voted "Maybe", so at least we can claim to be indecision-free.
And to the one person who voted "[Orgasm sounds] yes", thank you. You're the funniest and the nicest. You win at being polled.
Wednesday, December 12, 2012
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And little did you know that it was one person using proxies to vote no each tme. So no, you don't have 12 readers
ReplyDeleteProxies? I think you overestimate the hacking proofness of this little poll program, faceless person trying to undermine my confidence. But for the record, no, the blag has had 11 165 readers in its time.
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