When we made up that poll over there to the left, roughly one thousand and one nights ago, it was as an attempt to gauge if anyone was reading the blag. We didn't have these fancy built-in stat trackers back in those days, and those poll answers were actually the only indication that a reader existed.
So it was a trick question. All twelve of you who voted "Obviously not" (insensitive jerks) didn't take into account that answering the poll at all proved that you were in fact reading it. Your insults have backfired. Don't you feel foolish now.
And to those eight people who voted "Badger", I hope that works out for you.
No one voted "Maybe", so at least we can claim to be indecision-free.
And to the one person who voted "[Orgasm sounds] yes", thank you. You're the funniest and the nicest. You win at being polled.